Ewan obliterates The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory is a “comedy” show that basically gets its humour from saying nerdy things in a sentence and then using canned laughter to make it a generic “funny” moment. I do like a few of the older episodes, but now shuffling its way onto Season 10, I got very annoyed. So much so that I told my friend, who just so happens to think that this is the best show ever.

I issued her a challenge. For every episode of The Big Bang Theory, I could name an entire Comedy TV Show that you could watch instead. All nine seasons, every episode, a different TV Show for each. Did I manage it? Hell yes I did. The stipulations were that I wasn’t allowed to use the internet to help me, so this was all from either memory or DVDs I actually own.

Season 1

Episode 1: Pilot – The Simpsons
Episode 2: The Big Bran Hypothesis – Futurama
Episode 3: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary – Family Guy
Episode 4: The Luminous Fish Effect – American Dad
Episode 5: The Hamburger Postulate – South Park
Episode 6: The Middle Earth Paradigm – Archer
Episode 7: The Dumpling Paradox – King of the Hill
Episode 8: The Grasshopper Experiment – Bob’s Burgers
Episode 9: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization – The Flintstones
Episode 10: The Loobenfeld Decay – DuckTales
Episode 11: The Pancake Batter Anomaly – Beavis and Butt-Head
Episode 12: The Jerusalem Duality – Superjail
Episode 13: The Bat Jar Conjecture – Adventure Time
Episode 14: The Nerdvana Annihilation – Regular Show
Episode 15: The Pork Chop Indeterminacy – The Amazing World of Gumball
Episode 16: The Peanut Reaction – Wacky Races
Episode 17: The Tangerine Factor – Dick Dastardly and Mutley in their Flying Machines

Season 2

Episode 1: The Bad Fish Paradigm – Gravity Falls
Episode 2: The Codpiece Topology – The Cleveland Show
Episode 3: The Barbarian Sublimation – BoJack Horseman
Episode 4: The Griffin Equivalency – The Ren & Stimpy Show
Episode 5: The Euclid Alternative – Robot Chicken
Episode 6: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem – Pinky and The Brain
Episode 7: The Panty Piñata Polarization – Spongebob Squarepants
Episode 8: The Lizard-Spock Expansion – Ed, Edd n Eddy
Episode 9: The White Asparagus Triangulation – Courage the Cowardly Dog
Episode 10: The Vartabedian Conundrum – Top Cat
Episode 11: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis – Absolutely Fabulous
Episode 12: The Killer Robot Instability – Knowing Me, Knowing You With Alan Partridge
Episode 13: The Friendship Algorithm – I’m Alan Partridge
Episode 14: The Financial Permeability – Alan Partridge’s Mid Morning Matters
Episode 15: The Maternal Capacitance – Blackadder
Episode 16: The Cushion Saturation – Extras
Episode 17: The Terminator Decoupling – The Fast Show
Episode 18: The Work Song Nanocluster – Little Britain
Episode 19: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition – Look Around You
Episode 20: The Hofstadter Isotope – Vicar of Dibley
Episode 21: The Vegas Renormalization – Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Episode 22: The Classified Materials Turbulence – Snuffbox
Episode 23: The Monopolar Expedition – Still Game

Season 3

Episode 1: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation – Shooting Stars
Episode 2: The Jiminy Conjecture – Red Dwarf
Episode 3: The Gothowitz Deviation – QI
Episode 4: The Pirate Solution – Only Fools and Horses
Episode 5: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary – The Office
Episode 6: The Cornhusker Vortex – The Office (US)
Episode 7: The Guitarist Amplification – The Mighty Boosh
Episode 8: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency – Monty Python
Episode 9: The Vengeance Formulation – My Family
Episode 10: The Gorilla Experiment – Porridge
Episode 11: The Maternal Congruence – Are You Being Served?
Episode 12: The Psychic Vortex – The Inbetweeners
Episode 13: The Bozeman Reaction – Peep Show
Episode 14: The Einstein Approximation – The IT Crowd
Episode 15: The Large Hadron Collision – Fawlty Towers
Episode 16: The Excelsior Acquisition – Father Ted
Episode 17: The Precious Fragmentation – Mrs. Browns Boys
Episode 18: The Pants Alternative – Dad’s Army
Episode 19: The Wheaton Recurrence – Gavin and Stacey
Episode 20: The Spaghetti Catalyst – Yes Minister
Episode 21: The Plimpton Stimulation – Spaced
Episode 22: The Staircase Implementation – Keeping Up Appearances
Episode 23: The Lunar Excitation – The League of Gentlemen

Season 4

Episode 1: The Robotic Manipulation – The Thick of It
Episode 2: The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification – Black Books
Episode 3: The Zazzy Substitution – Coupling
Episode 4: The Hot Troll Deviation – Steptoe and Son
Episode 5: The Desperation Emanation – Green Wing
Episode 6: The Irish Pub Formulation – ‘Allo ‘Allo
Episode 7: The Apology Insufficiency – Have I Got News For You
Episode 8: The 21-Second Excitation – One Foot in the Grave
Episode 9: The Boyfriend Complexity – Cold Feet
Episode 10: The Alien Parasite Hypothesis – Outnumbered
Episode 11: The Justice League Recombination – The Young Ones
Episode 12: The Bus Pants Utilization – Last of the Summer Wine
Episode 13: The Love Car Displacement – Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe
Episode 14: The Thespian Catalyst – Charile Brooker’s Newswipe
Episode 15: The Benefactor Factor – Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe
Episode 16: The Cohabitation Formulation – Charlie Brooker’s Yearly Wipe
Episode 17: The Toast Derivation – A Touch of Cloth
Episode 18: The Prestidigitation Approximation – Open All Hours
Episode 19: The Zarnecki Incursion – Bottom
Episode 20: The Herb Garden Germination – The Good Life
Episode 21: The Agreement Dissection – Would I Lie To You?
Episode 22: The Wildebeest Implementation – Mock the Week
Episode 23: The Engagement Reaction – Drop the Dead Donkey
Episode 24: The Roommate Transmogrification – Mr. Bean

Season 5

Episode 1: The Skank Reflex Analysis – The Catherine Tate Show
Episode 2: The Infestation Hypothesis – A Bit of Fry & Laurie
Episode 3: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation – Jeeves and Wooster
Episode 4: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst – The Two Ronnies
Episode 5: The Russian Rocket Reaction – Alas Smith and Jones
Episode 6: The Rhinitis Revelation – Bruiser
Episode 7: The Good Guy Fluctuation – That Mitchell and Webb Look
Episode 8: The Isolation Permutation – Big Train
Episode 9: The Ornithophobia Diffusion – Not the Nine O’Clock News
Episode 10: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition – Smack the Pony
Episode 11: The Speckerman Recurrence – Harry and Paul
Episode 12: The Shiny Trinket Manoeuvre – French and Saunders
Episode 13: The Recombination Hypothesis – The Armstrong & Miller Show
Episode 14: The Beta Test Initation – Last Man on Earth
Episode 15: The Friendship Contraction – Harry Enfield and Chums
Episode 16: The Vacation Solution – Spitting Image
Episode 17: The Rothman Disintegration – Horrible Histories
Episode 18: The Werewolf Transformation – Ambassadors
Episode 19: The Weekend Vortex – The Mitchell and Webb Situation
Episode 20: The Transporter Malfunction – The Benny Hill Show
Episode 21: The Hawking Excitation – Man Stroke Woman
Episode 22: The Stag Convergence – Bo’ Selecta!
Episode 23: The Launch Acceleration – The Glam Metal Detectives
Episode 24: The Countdown Reflection – The Saturday Night Armistice

Season 6

Episode 1: The Date Night Variable – Armstrong & Miller
Episode 2: The Decoupling Fluctuation – How Do You Want Me
Episode 3: The Higgs Boson Observation – The Peter Serafinowicz Show
Episode 4: The Re-Entry Minimization – As Time Goes By
Episode 5: The Holographic Excitation – Miranda
Episode 6: The Extract Obliteration – dinnerladies
Episode 7: The Habitation Configuration – Gimme Gimme Gimme
Episode 8: The 43 Peculiarity – Goodnight Sweetheart
Episode 9: The Parking Spot Escalation – Porridge
Episode 10: The Fish Guts Displacement – Men Behaving Badly
Episode 11: The Santa Simulation – Grotesco
Episode 12: The Egg Salad Equivalency – The Phoenix
Episode 13: The Bakersfield Expedition – Rab C. Nesbitt
Episode 14: The Cooper/Kripke Inversion – The Royle Family
Episode 15: The Spoiler Alert Segmentation – Trollied
Episode 16: The Tangible Affection Proof – Better Call Saul
Episode 17: The Monster Isolation – The Thin Blue Line
Episode 18: The Contractual Obligation Implementation – 15 Storeys High
Episode 19: The Closet Reconfiguration – Arrested Development
Episode 20: The Tenure Turbulence – Seinfeld
Episode 21: The Closure Alternative – Morecambe and Wise
Episode 22: The Proton Resurgence – Friends
Episode 23: The Love Spell Potential – The Cosby Show
Episode 24: The Bon Voyage Reaction – Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Season 7

Episode 1: The Hofstadter Insufficiency – Modern Family
Episode 2: The Deception Verification – Happy Days
Episode 3: The Scavenger Vortex – Cheers
Episode 4: The Raiders Minimization – 30 Rock
Episode 5: The Workplace Proximity – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode 6: The Romance Resonance – Fraiser
Episode 7: The Proton Displacement – Saturday Night Live
Episode 8: The Itchy Brain Simulation – Whose Line is it Anyway
Episode 9: The Thanksgiving Decoupling – Whose Line is it Anyway (US)
Episode 10: The Discovery Dissipation – The Drew Carey Show
Episode 11: The Cooper Extraction – Fast and Loose
Episode 12: The Hesitation Ramification – Curb Your Enthusiasm
Episode 13: The Occupation Recalibration – How I Met Your Mother
Episode 14: The Convention Conundrum – Everyone Loves Raymond
Episode 15: The Locomotive Manipulation – The Middle
Episode 16: The Table Polarization – Man Down
Episode 17: The Friendship Turbulence – Parks and Recreation
Episode 18: The Mommy Observation – Top Gear
Episode 19: The Indecision Amalgamation – Bad Education
Episode 20: The Relationship Diremption – Fresh Meat
Episode 21: The Anything Can Happen Recurrence – Big School
Episode 22: The Proton Transmogrification – Louie
Episode 23: The Gorilla Dissolution – M*A*S*H
Episode 24: The Status Quo Combustion – Sandford and Son

Season 8

Episode 1: The Locomotion Interruption – Married… with Children
Episode 2: The Junior Professor Solution – The Last Leg
Episode 3: The First Pitch Insufficiency – RudeTube
Episode 4: The Hook-up Reverberation – Scrubs
Episode 5: The Focus Attenuation – The Brady Bunch
Episode 6: The Expedition Approximation – Malcolm in the Middle
Episode 7: The Misinterpretation Agitation – 3rd Rock from the Sun
Episode 8: The Prom Equivalency – Diff’rent Strokes
Episode 9: The Septum Deviation – The Golden Girls
Episode 10: The Champagne Reflection – The Dick Van Dyke Show
Episode 11: The Clean Room Infiltration – The Ricky Gervais Show
Episode 12: The Space Probe Disintegration – Veep
Episode 13: The Anxiety Optimization – Alf
Episode 14: The Troll Manifestation – Taxi
Episode 15: The Comic Book Store Regeneration – Not Going Out
Episode 16: The Intimacy Acceleration – Getting On
Episode 17: The Colonization Application – Friday Night Dinner
Episode 18: The Leftover Thermalization – Russell Howards Good News
Epiosde 19: The Skywalker Incursion – Psychoville
Episode 20: The Fortification Implementation – An Idiot Abroad
Episode 21: The Communication Deterioration – The Moaning of Life
Episode 22: The Graduation Transmission – Wallace and Gromit
Episode 23: The Maternal Combustion – Crackanory
Episode 24: The Commitment Determination – Derek

Season 9

Episode 1: The Matrimonial Momentum – You, Me and The Apocalypse
Episode 2: The Separation Oscillation – Twenty Twelve
Episode 3: The Bachelor Party Corrosion – Jam
Episode 4: The 2003 Approximation – House of Fools
Episode 5: The Perspiration Implementation – The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Episode 6: The Helium Insufficiency – Brass Eye
Episode 7: The Spock Resonance – Come Fly With Me
Episode 8: The Mystery Date Observation – Rev.
Episode 9: The Platonic Permutation – Benidorm
Episode 10: The Earworm Reverberation – Harry Hill’s TV Burp
Episode 11: The Opening Night Excitation – 10 O’Clock Live
Episode 12: The Sales Call Sublimation – Cuckoo
Episode 13: The Empathy Optimization – Dave Gorman: Life is Goodish
Episode 14: The Meemaw Materialization – Dr. Terribles House of Horrible
Episode 15: The Valentino Submergence – Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle
Episode 16: The Positive Negative Reaction – Frankie Boyle’s Tramodal Nights
Episode 17: The Celebration Experimentation – The Wrong Mans
Episode 18: The Application Deterioration – 8 Out of 10 Cats
Episode 19: The Solder Excursion Diversion – Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace
Episode 20: The Big Bear Precipitation – Two and a Half Men
Episode 21: The Viewing Party Combustion – Filthy Rich and Catflap
Episode 22: The Fermentation Bifurcation – Toast of London
Episode 23: The Line Substitution Solution – The New Statesman
Episode 24: The Convergence Convergence – The Comic Strip Presents…

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