New and Improved

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It’s now the 28th. So that means I have to come back and continue writing for a bit longer. Just a quick update to talk about a couple changes I’ll be making.

For starters, Achievement Unlocked is now on hiatus. Wednesday articles will be less frequent, mainly so I can have a bit more time off. Also because I haven’t done much achievement hunting recently. I’m just under 100,000G and I was going to play Fight Night Round 3 to get to that goal but it was not to be and I haven’t done much achievement hunting for quite a few months now.

Some more series making a full time departure, the satire articles, An Hour With and quite possibly the 1000 TV Shows. I have a lot less time to write now so only focusing on the Game Reviews, Ewan Rants and Ewans Mind is a lot easier on me. I will however be writing a bit more varied content, mainly Wrestling but I may also do things relating to TV Shows and so on.

Obviously I haven’t got as much time as I had before to do my writing as I’ve started sixth form and some other personal things that are restrictive of time need to come first. I’m sure you understand, if not, tough shit, I’m doing it anyway.

And another thing, I need to devote more time to finishing my book as the publishing offer deadline runs out at the end of November, so I better get started on finishing.

Thanks for understanding, also thanks for reading I suppose.

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Relax, Revitaliste, Re-thingy thingy title

Just a quick heads up that I’m gonna be taking a two week break, mainly just to recharge my batteries, get used to sixth form and so on. Just need some time off. I’ll be taking about two weeks off. The first week (12th – 19th) I wont be doing any writing. The second week (20th – 27th) I will be writing, posts will resume as normal on the 28th.

Cheers for understanding, I’m off to play Trivial Pursuit on my Xbox

Back to School

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Yep. I’m back at school. Well, not school, sixth form. I’m actually writing this while at sixth form. Do you want to know why? Because the school gave me free periods on a Friday. And a Monday. And a Wednesday, and a Thursday too. Not Tuesday, I’ve got a non stop train of five lessons so that may just kill me. Anyway, it’s another rambling article because I’ve just drank my bottle of Coke and I’m ready to go…to second lesson, back in a bit.

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An Hour With: Sonic Unleashed

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A game worse than Sonic ’06. No, I’m not joking. I really wish I was, but I’m not. I bought this game from a charity shop and then played it a year later for my Bean Dive. So now seems like an ample time to play this game again and write a post on it. Mainly because it’s either this or I break the Trivial Pursuit copy out that I’ve been waiting so long to play. Oh joy.

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Achievement Unlocked!: CSI: Hard Evidence

For those of you who are unfamiliar with CSI, it’s a crime drama that was on TV for God know’s how long. The show itself wasn’t actually too bad and the majority of the cases on the show were interesting in the sense of a “Who done it” narrative every episode. Almost like Cluedo, but a lot more fun and less argumentative. The game itself isn’t too bad. By no means is it good, but it’s playable in some ways, it’s like a puzzle game with different elements thrown in, below, I’ll walk you through all five cases in the game and have you unlocking all five achievements in no time.

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Exam Results

Exam season is over. At time of writing (29/08/16), it’s been just under a week since I got my results. This article is going to be me bragging about my results, and then a lot of complaining about a broken education system that left a lot of people very unhappy, but made me laugh quite a bit. Tears streaming down their face, their future in front of them cracked and ruined, it really cheered me up, so thanks you fucking idiots. I really enjoyed seeing you weep at the fact you only got two GCSEs because you were too busy getting pissed on paint thinner.

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