I don’t even see the point in writing this bit anymore because all I do is write the list of games at the bottom, so I mean, I bought stuff this month and I should’ve posted this last week but I cocked up so now I’m doing it today so I’m going to keep this run on sentence going until I hit 100 words. That’s a lie, but I’m just gonna go ahead and list what I bought, because I’m a lazy sod.
Call me a restaurant-er. Well, actually, don’t. Because I’m not. And I don’t even know what that word means. If you’re going to call me anything, call me a dipshit, because that’s what I am and it’s what I will actually notice people have called me. So I took it upon myself to go around the local area of *AREA REDACTED AT REQUEST OF LEGAL TEAM* and review the local eateries, here is what I found.
So writers block has come back to haunt me after I thought it had gone. But no, its came back, which is a massive problem, considering I’m a writer. Who would’ve thought having writers block as a writer would be a problem. Well, it is, so I’m going to talk about it, probably, if I can find a way to end this sentence I will.
Shut up I don’t even have to explain why we’re doing this. Mainly because this will take me literally five minutes to write and then I’m off for a walk so the sooner I finish this the better. Literally five minutes is all it’ll take to get all the achievements too. Funnily enough I did it wrong the first time and I had to restart the game. Anyway, yes, right, let’s go.
Where’ve I been? I mean, my posts have all been very last minute as of late, so I thought I’d explain why. Mainly because that’s a lot easier than writing anything decent for a Saturday post.
Redshirt is a dating simulator, no I’m not making that up. I bought it a very long time ago, sometime in 2013 or something ridiculously long ago I believe. But it’s only now that I’m making an article on it. Why? Because I wasn’t writing game articles in 2013 you arse. On with the article.
Ice hockey, ey? Well you need your Tim Horton’s coffee don’t you, ey? Ey? EY?
Sorry, anyways yes we need to do another sports game because I’m still writing the CSI Achievement Unlocked article and have a couple other things I need to do so what better idea than to unlock some easy sporting achievements.